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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #225 on: August 20, 2011, 02:31:41 PM »
Just realised I should have asked a question  :-[ !!

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« Reply #226 on: August 20, 2011, 10:15:44 PM »
 it would probably be maurice wilks.  the genius behind the land rover design thats basically the same after 60 years.  i would love to know a few reasons behind little details that not many people notice but are very important to me.
hmm i cant seem to get land rovers of my mind at the moment  :)   i cant actually think of anyone else at the moment  ::)  might have to get back to this question later


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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #227 on: August 21, 2011, 08:02:46 AM »
 rude  and ignorant people. 

john wayne or clint eastwood??

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #228 on: August 21, 2011, 04:40:31 PM »
Clint Eastwood  :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #229 on: August 21, 2011, 06:25:33 PM »
umm pasta bake lol, thats what i had for christmas lunch this year haha. i dont really eat roast havent eaten meat for over 14 years and im not a huge fan of roast vegetables either but i do love a yorkshire pudding  :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #230 on: August 21, 2011, 07:23:40 PM »
Superman, probably because I grew up with him and I never really liked batman who was around at te same timr

Chinese or Indian food?
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« Reply #231 on: August 21, 2011, 08:00:47 PM »
Hmmm that is tricky! I do love a good curry, but you cannot beat some seaweed and some crispy chilli beef.... I'm gonna go Chinese  :)

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« Reply #232 on: August 21, 2011, 08:14:57 PM »
I think New Zealand, everyone I know thats been there says its an amazing place

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #233 on: August 21, 2011, 09:06:51 PM »
nope dont like water

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« Reply #234 on: August 21, 2011, 09:33:28 PM »
Coke every time

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« Reply #235 on: August 21, 2011, 10:34:52 PM »
never intensionally,  but a bit of wire though a finger, a dry sky slope bristle thing inside my knee, glass thought my little finger, still a small piece of that in my hand, a bet involving a stapler and hmm im sure there's others lol, im very accident prone. but nothing proper and only the glass that i know is still in there, along with a few random small bits of metal  :o

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« Reply #236 on: August 22, 2011, 08:20:26 AM »
Saying goodbye to my bedroom in our old house before we moved into a church - must have been about... 2 / 2 and a half...

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« Reply #237 on: August 22, 2011, 09:52:30 AM »
when I was 15 or 16 (I hate flying - another one of my phobias)

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« Reply #238 on: August 22, 2011, 10:32:08 AM »
It's loverly, I'm sat on the bonnet of my van in the shade under a tree watching some birds, haveing a bit of a relax for once :).  But paranoid I'm going to get s**t on by them lol

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #239 on: August 22, 2011, 10:39:35 AM »
LOL, a bit of bird poo wont hurt too much  ;)

I think newly baled hay :)

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