Jokes thread

[Munchroom]

Any bookshop! Or stationary/art shop... The smaller and cosier of each, the better! I'm such a geek  />.

What was the last book you read?

[cornish]

Dunno but the last book I skimmed through was a programming book for a control panel I was working on.   Wow I have an excluding life, everything is work for me

Do you have lots of shoes?   ( male answer no, female answer yes :p )

[Munchroom]

Haha you still have a sense of humour! A lot of 'well' people don't have that 

Well, I am a girl, and no!

I have walking boots, boots which are quite steam-punkish and cool that i have had for years and wear everywhere  :), old work shoes, which are small black lace up boots, new work shoes - which are flat and very practical, a pair of heeled studded black boots for when I need to dress up - oh and some sandals and 'garden shoes' which I originally bought for glastonbury as then are bright green  />. oh... and wellies.... (its slowly mounting up...)

Do you own any film soundtracks?

[Zaf]

LOL, I dont have many shoes either

I think the only one I have is Braveheart, oh I think also one from one of the spaghetti westerns, possibly The Good The Bad and The Ugly

What magazines do you read?

[Munchroom]

I don't really anymore - I prefer a good book! But if I am somehwere any buy a magazine it would be Q or Bizarre or Marie Claire  :)

Does anyone know any good remedies for gets rid of colds and sore throats quickly?  (Apart from honey and lemon, I'm drinking that by the bucketload!)

[Zaf]

For sore throats I make cadromom syrup, it always works for me, and its good for coughs too, I will also drink lots of fluids and take things with high vit C like rosehip syrup.

Cardomom syrup:

Crush 2tbs green cardomoms, put in saucepan with 2 cups water and simmer gently with lid for about half an hour.  Strain out cardomom and return liquid to pan, add 1 cup sugar and bring to the boil, boil till reduced by half and syrup begins to thicken, add the juice of half a lemon, bring to the boil again, remove from heat and bottle.  Take 1 tsp as needed.

What sort of sweets do you like best?

[Munchroom]

I think I shall have to give that a go, thanks  :)

I love Jelly babies  :) I used to have a massive obsession with extra strong mints.... but now I just do like a 'normal' person and keep a pack in my bag  I'm not really a big sweetie type of person - more nuts and popcorn or crisps (occasionaly)

Who is your favourite comedian?

[Zaf]

Again showing my age, Dave Allen (think he's probably dead now)


What smell do you love?

[seamie]

 freshly baled hay. whats your favourite breed of dog ?

[Munchroom]

Australian Shepherd  (But then I am biased...) I like big dogs, malmutes, alsations, huskies, akitas, st bernards....  ^&*

What song lyrics sum up an event in your life right now?

[cornish]

oh my sense of humor will never leave me, i wont let it, its always been a little strange though 

dizzee rascal, bonkers comes to mind at first but i have to say that today hasn't been a good day for me, other than for about an hour.  so i think im going to go with hi-gate, i can hear voices 

but happily this forum makes me think of  olive, your not alone :)

what are you thinking about right now ??

[seamie]

  i,m thinking, i wish i could just take too the road and travel round the country. theres so much of this beautiful country too see and visit. i would like too visit all the the stone circles :)
heres one for the grease monkey, scooby or evo ?

[Zaf]

Visiting all the stone circles sounds wonderful, something I 'd love to do  :)

Can't answer that one so will have to pass!

[cornish]

definitely an evo due to the un natural flat four in the scoobie,  real engines are v shaped for me the flat for is just half a saggy v8

another one for petrol heads

feul injection or carbs ??

if your not a petrol head then  whats your favorite possession ??

[Depina]

Fun stuff ?
What would I like to do if I could today? Well have a lovely massage, then off to somewhere warm, beautiful and looking over the ocean where dolphins are swimming, and finish the day off seeing my 5 grandchildren ages, 2 to 6 yrs old, and playing games. Oh I wish. By the way it is raining here "£" !!! Depina XX