Jokes thread

[willowpuss]

Or if you have one handy, ask them to hold on a second and pass the phone to a small child (a babbling toddlers works well) and see how long they stay on the line for.

Our record so far is 12 minutes 27seconds

[willowpuss]

LOL like them

[Munchroom]

Aha! Zaf saves the days with a diplomatic answer!   :) Sounds beautiful aswell...

Hmm favourite actor... Noel Fielding is always a winner in my book! Although... I guess he would be classed as more of an 'entertainer'. Serious actor wise, probably Clive Owen  :)

Whats your favourite TV show? 

[Zaf]

Good ones 

[Zaf]

I think that depends on what my day is like and what mood I'm in, at the moment I'm watching a lot of Judge Judy 

Who is your favourite singer or band?

[Munchroom]

Very much like you and what sort of mood I'm in with that one...

At the moment I'm listening to a lot of The Pierces and 30 Seconds To Mars, I've always loved The Corrs though, also The Cardigans and A Camp are pretty amazing OH! But Garbage are very good too - I think lyrically, they can just blow me away! I don't think I have a favourite 

What are you looking forward to this week?

[Zaf]

This sounds dreadful but knocking off time on Friday!

Whats your favourite meal?

[cornish]

not really too sure but dominoes comes to mind as theres no effort needed and its easy to clean up after haha

why is pizza round and it comes in a square box ?

[Munchroom]

Um... so Dominoes can fit their sauce pots in the corners? 

What countries have you visited?

[Zaf]

France, Tunisia, Djerba (not sure if there are any others)


what would you do if you won several millions on the lottery?

[Munchroom]

I would buy my parents a house and make sure my brothers & sisters were all comfortable, get married, put some away and buy a couple of small houses (we don't need big houses  ) Theres a bungalow, which is more like a wooden shack that we used to stay in a lot in Cornwall, right on the coast... its a really beautiful spot, but the land itself will be mega money, so I'd definetly buy that!  Oh and I'd probably get another couple of dogs.... not that I've thought about this much... 

Whats your favourite movie?

[Zaf]

hmmm thats a difficult one,  I've liked quite a lot over the years. I think if I had to pick just one it would be Soldier Blue (that shows my age!)

Thinking of all the gadgets and electronic things you own, which one is the best, most useful or you like most?

[Munchroom]

I think probably my dishwasher!  I've never had a dishwasher and have only had one for the last couple of months... my god, its amazing!!

Would you rather spend a weekend in London - seeing shows, eating out and staying in a 5* hotel, or spend it in a small cottage in the highlands of Scotland... very remote, quiet walks and unpredictable weather?

[Zaf]

mine broke Sunday and Ive got the repair man coming Wednesday, could have done without that extra expense

Definitely Scotland :)

What sort of art do you like?

[Munchroom]

Ooooo thats very tricky! I have always loved Dali and anything a bit surreal... but I do love things that are very intricate, I do intricate artwork so I definitely admire it in others! We went to London just before Christmas for my birthday to see an art exhibition that Noel Fielding (him again!  ) had put on... again, quite surreal and everything had a story. I like quite bold things too...




I don't know if that link will work... not really sure how to post images on here, thats one that I did - I made placemats for my mum with the same design  :)

Do you have a holiday planned for this year?