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Sweetpea

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Re: Made by Men?
« Reply #495 on: June 16, 2012, 04:03:27 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D that is so true Zaf.

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Re: Made by Men?
« Reply #496 on: June 16, 2012, 05:57:33 PM »
Most hotel rooms are designed by men, there is never a plug socket next to the mirror with the best light.....

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Re: Made by Men?
« Reply #497 on: June 16, 2012, 09:17:07 PM »
Thats so true Kate

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Re: Made by Men?
« Reply #498 on: June 16, 2012, 09:29:39 PM »
And kitchens, not enough plug sockets and in the wrong place....
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Re: Made by Men?
« Reply #499 on: June 16, 2012, 09:53:18 PM »
Craig did our kitchen so I have loads of plug sockets, its great.

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Re: Made by Men?
« Reply #500 on: June 17, 2012, 08:36:55 AM »
David put lots in for me when we did ours too :)
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Re: A funny to make you :) .....
« Reply #501 on: June 25, 2012, 03:24:55 PM »
So funny  :D

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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #502 on: June 29, 2012, 05:12:26 AM »
I am geeky

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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #503 on: June 29, 2012, 08:36:26 AM »
I am quackers. >:D

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A man goes home...
« Reply #504 on: August 04, 2012, 05:46:16 PM »

A man gets home from the pub one night.

He says to the Mrs, "Hey, my mate Jimmy down the pub reckons he's slept with every woman in this street, except one"

The Mrs promptly replies, "Aye, I bet it's that stuck up mare at number 48"

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Re: A man goes home...
« Reply #505 on: August 04, 2012, 06:09:55 PM »
 ::)  :D
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Re: A man goes home...
« Reply #506 on: August 04, 2012, 07:19:21 PM »
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Re: A man goes home...
« Reply #507 on: August 05, 2012, 07:59:37 PM »
ROFL

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I have a joke...
« Reply #508 on: August 06, 2012, 10:26:42 PM »

 Who would like to hear/see it?

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Re: I have a joke...
« Reply #509 on: August 07, 2012, 09:01:04 AM »
As long as its not naughty  ;)
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