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Ally

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #480 on: March 02, 2012, 08:48:56 PM »
Did you hear about the trumpet player that found a weed in his garden?

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #481 on: March 02, 2012, 09:02:04 PM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #482 on: March 05, 2012, 02:20:12 PM »
2 muffins are in the oven.
One turns to the other and says "Cor its hot in here!"
The other one screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN"

keeps me entertained for ages that joke does...
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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #483 on: March 05, 2012, 02:29:01 PM »
 :D
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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #484 on: March 05, 2012, 06:25:45 PM »
 ;D

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Re: A funny to make you :) .....
« Reply #485 on: March 22, 2012, 08:56:53 PM »
Seen it a few times and makes me laugh every time  :D
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #486 on: May 08, 2012, 08:42:49 PM »
i am Frugal and keep everything.
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #487 on: May 21, 2012, 10:40:01 PM »
I am generous
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #488 on: May 22, 2012, 02:44:18 AM »
I am God.
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #489 on: May 22, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »
I am trying my hardest to be Hopeful
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #490 on: May 22, 2012, 03:44:07 PM »
I'm .....imagitive
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #491 on: May 22, 2012, 06:29:37 PM »
I am shy (believe it or not  ;)).

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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #492 on: May 26, 2012, 03:18:34 PM »
I can Achieve whatever I want in from life
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Re: Who Are You?
« Reply #493 on: June 01, 2012, 10:35:25 PM »
I am beautiful
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Made by Men?
« Reply #494 on: June 16, 2012, 01:28:54 PM »
Why are most kitchen appliances so damned hard to get really clean?  All the tiny spaces where fingers or little brushes cant get into are a nightmare, I'm sure if women designed these things we'd make sure they would be much easier

Mini rant over ;)
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