FUNNY KIDS, part 1

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FUNNY KIDS, part 1

Dad: "Come on, you guys are LATE!!!"
11yo: "You should have started YELLING at us earlier!"

10yo: "How many more cookies can I have?"
Mom: "How many have you already had?"
10yo: "Stop living in the past."

I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A first-grader asked, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?"

Mom: "I read a story today about why we should buy fewer presents at Christmas and do more things together instead."
4yo: "I'm glad I can't read!"

I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed, "Ya! Two Christmases!"
from the other room.