DICTIONARY FOR THE CHURCH Part 1

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DICTIONARY FOR THE CHURCH
Part 1

AMEN:
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN:
1) Air conditioning.
2) Your receipt for attending services.

CHOIR:
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.

HYMN:
A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than the congregation's range.

HYMN, RECESSIONAL:
The last song, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

JONAH:
The original "Jaws" story.

MAGI:
The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.