NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

[Pip]

2011: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2012: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2013: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2014: I will work out 3 days a week.

2015: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

[stewart]

and I will win the Euromillions lotto