YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT IF...
..you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
..you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
..you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
..you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
..your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
..you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
..you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
..you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
..your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
..you go to Target/Walmart more than 3 times a week.
..you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
..you wake up 10 minutes before class.
..you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
..your social life consists of a date with the library.
..your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
..it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
..you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
..you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
..your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
..you celebrate when you find a quarter.
..your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
..you get more sleep in class than in your room.
..your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
..you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
