WORST THINGS TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE

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WORST THINGS TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE

~ I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden but could I borrow five hundred dollars?

~ Go ahead and Super Size I found spare change in the sofa today.

~ I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.

~ I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.

~ I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

~ People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.