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The Judge
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:32:40 AM »
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel, and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.

"The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.

"In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."
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Re: The Judge
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 12:30:31 PM »
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Re: The Judge
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2012, 06:51:46 PM »
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Re: The Judge
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 07:39:21 PM »
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Re: The Judge
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2012, 01:53:51 PM »
The accused looks up at the judge and says ‘you honor, as gode is my judge, I am not guilty’



The judge looks at him and says ‘ he’s not I am, you are…. 6 years’
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Re: The Judge
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2012, 05:42:53 PM »
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Re: The Judge
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2012, 05:47:08 PM »
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