A Job Interview

[The Pastor]

Officer: What is your name?
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer: Tell me properly.
Candidate: Modape Pakurumo Sir.
Officer: Your father’s name?
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer: What does that mean?
Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir.
Officer: Your native place.
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer: Is it Makurdi Purum?
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir.
Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer: (Angrily) What is it?
Candidate: Metric Pass.
Officer: So why do you need a job?
Candidate: M P sir.
Officer: Meaning?
Candidate: Money problem sir
Officer: What's your personality?
Candidate: MP sir.
Officer: Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
Candidate: Monacrotic personality.
Officer: I see. I will get back to you.
Candidate: So sir, how's my MP?
Officer: And what's that again?
Candidate: My performance.
Officer: MP!!!
Candidate: Meaning?
Officer: Mental Problem

[Sweetpea]

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