Jokes thread

[Zaf]

Home made elderflower cordial

What place in the world would you most like to visit?

[cornish]

ive always wanted to take my land rover over to greenland and drive into an ice cave, there a truly beautiful sight, well from the pics ive seen they are


when did you last laugh ?

[Zaf]

Wow, that sounds amazing :)

Not sure about a proper laugh but I did think it was funny and smiled when OH filled the dishwasher with the wrong stuff Sunday and we ended up with foam all over the kitchen rather like something out of a horror sci fi movie!

What sports have you taken part in or do you still take part in?

[cornish]

Haha

Used to do a lot of motersport.  Drag raceing, land rover trails
Power kite boarding was fun too, basically a huge kite and a big skateboard with big wheels on the beach
Suppose shooting is a sport too

What is your biggest ambition?  Not includeing getting better

[Munchroom]

To have a book published  :)

What was your favourite subject at school?

[cornish]

Science but most of the time I was banned from entering any rooms with gas taps :p

What's your greatest achievement ?

[Munchroom]

Hmmm... this seems to have stumped us! 

I'm gonna say.... going to Dublin a few weeks ago. I surprised myself and everyone else when I took up a last minute offer from my friend who had ended up with two flights! She had never flown before and the 2 times I've flown, I've followed my OH around the airport like an amazed little lamb! But we went - for 24 hours (It was for a book signing) we had a great time, strengthened our friendship and got thoroughly exhausted!! It took me a week to recover  But I did it - when I couldn't even step outside my front door a few months ago!

Would you prefer a holiday where you were to lie by the pool in a hot country, relax, sunbathe and get along with the other Brits around or go somewhere colder, more quiet and remote and have a mixture of activities/walking/embracing local culture?

[cornish]

cold, i cant stand the heat its horrible.  just anywhere cold will do for me, preferably with lots of snow and a land rover with a bloody heater that works :)


whats your guilty pleasure ??

[Zaf]

Eating huge amounts of chocolate

what are you looking forward to this weekend?

[cornish]

going to work and working in a big freezer.  i like the cold :)   yes im strange


whats the first thing you do in the morning ?

[Munchroom]

Talk to the dog whilst putting a mug of milk in the microwave for a milky coffee  :) (Chris has gone to work by this point, I don't generally ignore him in the morning...)

What would your dream day consist of?

[Zaf]

Laying on a quiet beach in the Seychelles with no interruptions except for drinks and lunch/dinner being served at appropriate times  :)

If money was no object what car would you buy?

[cornish]

a bel aurens long nose land rover hybrid powered by a rolls royce merlin engine which is 27 litre v12 turbo produceing close to 1500bhp
the pic is a v8 version not the long nose v12


mmm sexy v8 noise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKI-Rc29GfI&feature=related

umm im drooling too much to think of a question


hmmm do u think that v8 sounds sexy ??   

[Munchroom]

Hahaha good question 

Um... not really! Chris will often say 'Ahhh doesn't that sound good?!' (Or something similar) on hearing a car that sounds like there is something majorly wrong with the engine because its making a racket... I presume a V6 is similar? (Apparently his bright orange golf mk2 has a VR6 engine....)

He's never impressed with my distaste either 

Whats the nicest thing someone has said to you in the past week?

[cornish]

oh

technically its not a v6 its a vr 6 i could go into geekey levels of detail but i doubt anyone on here would appreciate it.

haha

cant really think of anything really nice, i honestly dont think there has been anything, but then i havent really spoken to anyone, i never do
im not counting things on here though

i can think of a thousand questions that arent positive.

would you rater be attacked by a horse sized duck or ten duck sized horses.    good old radio one question that has always stuck with me.