Jokes thread

[Pete]

ironically mine is its a wonderful life but I havent watched it for 3 years since my sister was diagnosed with cancer. Maybe its time to play it again, Thanks.


What is the funniest joke you ever heard?

[cornish]

most of the ones my boss tells, there not funny and he can never finish them but its just funny to watch him start pissing him self laughting half way though telling them

whats your favorite car/ manufacturer ?     sorry i have no imagination

[Munchroom]

VW - Maybe I have been slightly influenced by my better half  But... They always seem pretty reliable AND VW campers rock  />.

Umm... What is your favourite time of year?

[cornish]

i expected that from you

winter, i like the cold and rain   "£"  :), i hate hot weather.  yes im weird and ive always been that way.  i once worked in a giant freezer at -28 and liked it 


whats the best part of your day ??    probably a difficult one, i cant even think of an answer

[Munchroom]

Haha nice to know I have become predictable in the short time we've know each other! 

I love the cold and rain too - that doesnt make you weird!! (Says me!)

I have some friends coming over for dinner later, so the best part of my day will be making a summer trifle and cooking a nice big roast lamb dinner!  :)

Do you have any pets?

[cornish]

lol well it was pretty obvious

nope but i would love a pet, shame im allergic to most things with hair   would love a reptile though



whats the one thing you cant live without ??

[Munchroom]

Sounds really soppy - people, get your buckets ready!! Would have to be Chris though  I honestly think if it wasn't for him I wouldnt even be here now, he really is my rock and has shouldered so much over the last 18 months. On a lighter note... My dog also, he is the coolest animal ever! Such a dude 

If you were to make a mixtape of 10 songs - what would those songs be?

[cornish]

thats loverly that ......  umm your dog is a dude.   haha sorry chris

right this is going to be a random as hell list but its an actual cd in my van at the moment. there are others on it and there in no paticular order, this is also not my favorite cd but i seem to play it a lot at the moment

1  cragga  mr postman mix   
2  jackson 5   abc
3  escala   kashmir   
4 pendulum  throught the loop and  slam     yes i know thats 2 and it makes this list 11
5 ac/dc    back in black
6 katy b   katy on a mission
7 atb  9pm
8 dizzy rascal  bonkers
9 shakira she wolf
10 sash  raindrops


whats your favorite film ??

[Munchroom]

Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind - such an amazing film that I could just watch over and over again and still find something new! Also, the idea that you could have someone erased from your mind sometimes seems very appealing!! AND it has possibly one of the best soundtracks to a film.... 

What is your guilty pleasure? (Remember a positive one though!!)

[cornish]

oi get back to work

gotta be my retail therapy for things i dont need, well i do manage to justify them so actually i do need them haha



whats the first thing you would do if you won the lottery ?

[Pete]

Lol I discussed this with that euro  win, first thing is book holiday but then i'd start to worry about hpw the money would turn people against me and maybe result in my family being kidnapped for ransom so glad i didnt win


What song makes you feel safe and content right now?

[Munchroom]

Cornish... read my 'How are you feeling today?' post!  !"!

I would say... Alibi by 30 Seconds to Mars. I posted it in the 'What are you listening to?' thread... pretty amazing song!  :)

Um... What did you want to be when you were little?

[cornish]

i think the same about winning the lottery

i just went n read it n dunno why i was suppose to read it,  although im a bit off my head on diazepam

i wanted to be an electrician. i succeeded


whats your target for the week ?

[Zaf]

To keep making small improvements with my illness

What TV program do you like the most?

[cornish]

good for you

gotta be  csi, although i cant actually remember the last time i watched it


whats your favorite drink ??  and i dont mean alcohol