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« Last post by Amanda_George on February 12, 2024, 07:05:14 AM »It's your turn today, Glen53!
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on February 10, 2024, 08:38:57 AM »Happy birthday, banjo!
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on February 09, 2024, 03:20:08 PM »Happy Birthday tom9279
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Two police officers, who are part of a task force, arrive at a cattle ranch. The officers tell the rancher, "We need to inspect your ranch for illegally-grown drugs."
The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
One of the officers verbally explodes saying, "Mister, we have the authority of the state government with us."
Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer, "See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the two officers running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified. The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs: "Your badges! Show him your badges!"
The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
One of the officers verbally explodes saying, "Mister, we have the authority of the state government with us."
Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer, "See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the two officers running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified. The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs: "Your badges! Show him your badges!"
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on February 09, 2024, 06:41:59 AM »It's tom9279's turn to celebrate today! 
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on February 07, 2024, 03:49:51 PM »Belated Happy Birthday George and cornish!
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One Step At A Time / Re: fighting depression and getting back in shape
« Last post by Amanda_George on February 06, 2024, 09:35:58 AM »Very rightly so!
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on February 06, 2024, 07:19:38 AM »We've got 2 birthday bods on the forum today!
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« Last post by Pip on February 05, 2024, 07:33:23 PM »
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