Recent Posts

Pages: 1 ... 5 6 [7] 8 9 10
61
Fun Stuff / Forgetful
« Last post by Pip on April 10, 2024, 01:51:47 PM »
A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.  Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen," he replies.

She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

The husband says, "Sure."

She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He says, "No, I can remember that!"

She then says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down 'cause I know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream. Now I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down."

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down! I can remember that! Ice cream with strawberries! And whipped cream!" He then grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.  She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"
62
The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on April 08, 2024, 03:21:12 PM »
 :happybday: ethil6  :crazy:
63
The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on April 08, 2024, 06:52:10 AM »
ethil6 is celebrating a significant birthday today!

:bday1: ethil6!
64
The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on April 06, 2024, 05:55:21 PM »
 :bday1: pippapoppa
65
Pagan/Heathen / Re: Thank you Gaia!
« Last post by Amanda_George on April 06, 2024, 12:07:03 PM »
Thank you Pip!

More cleansing and programming to do after lunch today, then I'll hopefully be able to finish the rest of them off tomorrow, thanks to Gaia!
66
The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on April 06, 2024, 11:56:04 AM »
It's your turn today, pippapoppa! anim_65
67
Fun Stuff / Check up
« Last post by Pip on April 05, 2024, 12:46:11 PM »
A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"

The little girl stayed silent.  Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"

Again, the little girl was silent.  Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heartbeat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."
68
Pagan/Heathen / Re: Thank you Gaia!
« Last post by Pip on April 05, 2024, 12:43:41 PM »
 :hug:
69
The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on April 05, 2024, 12:42:50 PM »
Belated  :happybday: amydcohen
70
Pagan/Heathen / Thank you Gaia!
« Last post by Amanda_George on April 04, 2024, 04:49:15 PM »
I've just cleansed and programmed a few tumblestone crystals and because it's been so long since I last did it (oops!) I'd forgotten how to do it properly.

Thankfully Gaia stepped in and guided me through it and there are some cleansed and programmed crystals sitting on the kitchen draining board that'll be dried by the moonlight tonight and I can move them to their permanent home tomorrow.

My left hand is numb with cold now, but it's starting to come back to life after Gaia prompted me to make a mug of 'Love' tea.

It might sound weird, but the whole house feels lighter and cleaner now and it's all thanks to Gaia's guidance.
Pages: 1 ... 5 6 [7] 8 9 10