HANDY ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS

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HANDY ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS

~ Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

~ 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

~ 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

~ Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 milligram

~ Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

~ 1000 aches: 1 megahertz

~ Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 horsepower

~ Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)

~ 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone

~ 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

~ 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilo mockingbirds

~ 10 cards: 1 decafarads

~ 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

~ 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

~ 10 rations: 1 decoration

~ 100 rations: 1 C-ration

~ 8 nickels: 2 paradigms

~ 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

~ 100 Senators: Not 1 decision