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			<title><![CDATA[Visiting Grandma]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2026 15:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife:  "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." <br />
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 "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"? <br />
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 "You mean you're coming empty handed?"]]></description>
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 "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"? <br />
 <br />
 "You mean you're coming empty handed?"]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 18:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.  His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."<br />
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 Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy just haven't gone 'doody' yet."<br />
 <br />
 Mother says: "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"<br />
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 Billy says: "Works for ketchup!"]]></description>
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 <br />
 Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy just haven't gone 'doody' yet."<br />
 <br />
 Mother says: "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"<br />
 <br />
 Billy says: "Works for ketchup!"]]></content:encoded>
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