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FUNNY KIDS, part 2
« on: June 29, 2024, 10:50:02 AM »
FUNNY KIDS, part 2

My five-year-old was in bed for a while, then yelled, "Mommy, come here!"
I yelled back, "Why?"
Then she yelled, "I haven't thought of a reason yet."

My eight-year-old daughter told me a boy asked her out in school.
Dad: "What did you say?"
8yo: "I said, 'I can speak three languages and was the lead in my camp's play. What can he offer?'"

7yo: "Mom, how many more kids can you have? I need at least two more for my dance team."

My six-year-old would like a second bath towel so he doesn't "get butt on my face."

My six-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me and said, "I'm not going all the way to the ocean right now."