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25 THINGS EVERY COUPLE SHOULD KNOW...
« on: April 07, 2021, 11:23:05 AM »
25 THINGS EVERY COUPLE SHOULD KNOW...

By Doug Fields

1. to not yell at one another unless the house is on fire

2. showering together saves water

3. the importance of having a "Do Not Disturb" sign

4. the correct answer to "Do you love me?" is not, "I married you, didn't I?"

5. to have a regular date night

6. the silent treatment was invented by a kindergartner

7. to slow dance in your underwear...in private

8. to kiss when stuck in traffic

9. they need a weekend retreat at least twice a year

10. to buy your spouse crazy underwear every year

11. a man's sex drive is similar to a drum solo

12. a woman's sex drive is similar to a finely tuned orchestra

13. how to make your spouse laugh

14. the game of Scrabble has been known to ignite major arguments

15. major house projects may need to be followed by minor marital counseling

16. when to break the diet restrictions and pig out

17. sex begins in the morning by the way you talk to and treat one another

18. to read Song of Solomon together

19. to schedule your mid-life crisis

20. the joy of making up after a lover's quarrel

21. it is fun to be spontaneous: tickle, dance, or join your spouse in the shower

22. voice tone says it all

23. to find humor in negative situations

24. to eat cookie dough in bed at least once a year

25. genuine love is valuing a spouse as God does