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A couple of Penguin jokes
« on: May 28, 2020, 09:26:42 AM »
Steve's joke:  What do penguin's wear on the beach?
Flipper flops

My joke:  Why can't penguins play football?
Because there's snowball
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Re: A couple of Penguin jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2020, 03:36:25 PM »
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Re: A couple of Penguin jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2020, 08:47:27 AM »
What type of pasta do penguins eat?

Penguine

You'll be relieved to know that's the last Penguin joke   :happy0158:
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Re: A couple of Penguin jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2020, 10:06:51 AM »
Without Love we are just a handfull of chemicals suspended in water

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Re: A couple of Penguin jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2020, 11:18:12 AM »
Oh deary me lol
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