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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2017, 12:32:27 AM »
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew.  After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate a cell phone?"

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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2017, 12:33:22 AM »
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."

"Good, what are we having for breakfast," said Dewey, the new husband.

"Toast and juice," Tracy replied.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2017, 04:40:05 PM »
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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