Jokes thread

[seamie]

vanilla.

whats your favourite chocolate milk chocolate or dark chocolate ?

[seamie]

 ive read the book smirfy but i didnt know they had made it into a film.

probably a song by the inspiral carpets called this is how it feels,
     this is how it feels to be lonely
    and this is how it feels to be small
   and this is how it feels,
     when your world means nothing at all

[Zaf]

I'm not supposed to eat chocolate cos I have problems with caffiene but definitely milk chocolate

What colours do you wear the most often?

[smirfy21]

purply pinky greens.

what's been the highlight of your summer?

[Zaf]

Teaching two of our horses to work together as a pair in a carriage

What vegetable do you like best?

[smirfy21]

cucumber.

what is your favourite piece of art?

[Zaf]

It tends to depend on how I'm feeling, at the moment its The Key by Jackson Pollock, I like a lot of his work but occasionally if my brain is in turmoil a lot of it seems too 'busy' for my eyes and brain.

Do you like looking round stately homes?

[smirfy21]

I don't get telemarketers but if I did I would be trying all of these!!

[smirfy21]

Sylvia played by Gwyneth Paltrow. Amazing film!!!

[Depina]

Yes I do ,do you?

What stately homes have you visited?

[Zaf]

yes :)

Blickling, Oxburgh Hall, Felbrigg, Scone Palace,  I think another couple in Scotland that I cant remember their names, not sure about any others.

Do you like wandering round in churches and churchyards?

[Depina]

I am interested in church's particularly the small old ones with lots of character,  Grave yards are interesting but not a place I would go to often !! Ha Ha!!

Would you prefer the History museum in London or the one with the animals - can't remember the name - 

[Zaf]

Definitely the history museum

Do you bother to read newspapers?

[Zaf]

It made me smile too, I'll have to send a copy to a frienw who's a cat lover :)

[seamie]

no. yesterdays news today.

hot weather or cooler weather ?