Jokes thread

[Zaf]

It varies but at the moment Bombay mix

Do you like or hate thunder?

[Munchroom]

Hahaha Cornish  :) You do make me laugh!

I love thunder - but only if Chris is home, if not I hate it and am terrified of it 

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Steven Seagul? (Segal  )

[cornish]

ah good :)

pointless question imo, blatantly chuck norris.. chuck norris is awesome and he was a wold champion.  steven segal is now just a tubby old man.
do i have to start quoting chuck notice things to prove my point.

should oat cakes and urinal cakes be made to drop the cake part, there not bloody cakes ??

[Depina]

Ha Ha I definately agree with you Cornish, they're not!

And Hedgehog crisps -- how odd !

What animal are you most like and why?

[cornish]

ive never heard of those

hmm possibly a monkey, im always the one that ends up clambering about climbing odd stuff at work to get a job done.  once had to put a socket on the side of a chimney about 12 stories up.  dont ask why, i still dont know and haven't seen anyone use it yet

hmm on that subject what's the strangest thing you've been asked to do ?

[Munchroom]

Well, recently in my job I have had to assure a 93 year old lady she is not pregnant and also this morning I had to check another ladies wrists we're with us and that we hadn't left them in her bedroom..... They are little things that are taken in good humour and made light of when dealing with a resident with dementia, but on reflection, it makes you realise how fortunate we are to not know what is around the corner. 

How do you plan to spend your bank holiday monday?

[Zaf]

I have the most enormous admiration that you care for elderly people with dementia.

Getting our little caravan ready for our trip to Yorkshire next weekend, a whole week on a site on the moors almost in the middle of nowhere :)

Do you like salad?

[cornish]

yeap , would be rude not to as im a vegetarian :)

do you like sherbert ?

[Zaf]

LOL, me too, when you're feeling better one day we'll have to swap recipes :)


Yes love it :)

Do you like the beach?

[cornish]

i dont really do recipes, i just chuck stuff in n hope for the best now, used to do them though. umm actually i basically just eat seeds now 

not really a huge fan, sand feels strange


what do you love to cook for your self ??

[Zaf]

I tend to eat junk and comfort food when I'm feeling bad and crave for sweet and carbohydrate things.

I like to cook currys and other indian food like dhal

Where are you right now?

[Depina]

Hi everyone ! I am in the dining room waiting for the water to warm up for a bath as I was bitten in the garden yesterday and feel that will help. Jumpy 'cause you know who- behind me all the time! AGH Rushing this ! Got up and fell over - really dizzy this morn. Hope all is well with you XX

Do you like playing Scrabble?

[Zaf]

Ouch, hope your bath makes you feel better

Yes I love it when my brain is working OK

Whats the weather like today?

[Depina]

Dull again "£" Not sure what some of these signs are ! Is one skittles and beer? and one is eating something! Whats with him with the viking helmet!

Yeh bath was good

What was your favourite book when you were small?

[Lol]

The folk of the far away tree. So enchanting, my first experience of not being able to put a good book down, think I was about 6.

What is your favourite sweet treat?