Jokes thread

[Zaf]

Have a good rest cornish, I'll keep my eye on line in case you need someone to talk to  &*(

[Depina]

Hi Cornish I don't like being cold. I feel like going into hibernation - Like a hedgehog !!

Do you prefer sailing, flying, bus or train?

[cornish]

thanks zaf.

i prefer to drive my self or walk, i dont trust any sort of public transport.

do you have any tattoos ?

[Zaf]

Yes I have two, a butterfly at the top of my leg and my chinese birth sign on my bikini line :)

Do you have any piercings?

[cornish]

nothing at all,  did put a screwdriver though my arm one day does that count ??  i fixed it with tape :)


what's your favorite possession ??

[Zaf]

Eugh, I dont think so 

A handwritten recipe book given to me by a very elderly lady :)

Do you drink herbal teas?

[Munchroom]

I wasn't really online yesterday - consoling a very lovesick dog and doing a drawing inspired by Hope123  :) So have only just read through the last page or two. Cornish  &*( I was very moved by what you said you were grateful for - not sure how to get it across online!! But thankyou  :) Aswell as Zaf, I will also be keeping an eye out to make sure you are ok over the weekend.

I do drink herbal teas  :) I have a small cupboard FULL of different teas.... my favourite at the moment is 'Oriental spiced' Quite liquoricey! I have to admit though.... the craving for a good cup of coffee quite often wins over 

Have you ever worked on Christmas Day?

[Zaf]

I honestly cant remember!

What are you hoping to do today?

[Munchroom]

Have a bit of a tidy up in the garden and cause unparalleled destruction to our shed  />. (which has need ripping down ever since we moved in....)

What colour is your hair?

[Zaf]

Its brown but I have it coloured lighter

Do you like housework?

[Munchroom]

When I'm feeling upto it, I love it.... I'm a bit of a clean freak  Monica Gellar from Friends.... Yup, thats me 

Are you growing any veg this year?

[Zaf]

Yes lots, but its got dreadfully weedy since I got ill this time as I cant find the energy to tackle it

What do you have for breakfat?

[Depina]

How are you today Zaf?

I LOVE porridge and had it this morning.

Do you have an exercise routine?

[Zaf]

Improving thank you Dephina :)

When I feel well enough I'll do yoga between 15mins and a hour

Do you have a bird table?

[cornish]

I wasn't really online yesterday - consoling a very lovesick dog and doing a drawing inspired by Hope123  :) So have only just read through the last page or two. Cornish  &*( I was very moved by what you said you were grateful for - not sure how to get it across online!! But thankyou  :)

well im not sure i actually expressed how thankful i am for your help :)


a table made from birds hmmm i dont think so      but no i dont have a bird table, i would end up eating all the seeds anyway


what's your favorite snack ?