Jokes thread

[cornish]

Drive my land rover up to Scotland and take the ferry to Greenland and drive to the ice caves for a nice little walk.

Do you own a spork ?    I've lost my stainless steel one

[Zaf]

that sounds amazing :)

no, Ive heard of them but dont possess one

do you like salad or prefer a hot meal?

[seamie]

a proper meal definitely. roast beef and yorkshire puds, yum yum

who,s your favourite 007 bond ?

[Zaf]

Roger Moore

What sort of TV programes do you like to watch?

[cornish]

used to be stuff like csi, ncsi n that sort of thing

what are you doing right now ??

[Munchroom]

I've just finished loading half of all the photos we took onto Facebook - I'm not sure anyone would want to trudge through 482(!!) pictures!! 

have you any strange 'likes' that no-one else gets?

[Zaf]

Omg that must have taken ages 

I have some food tastes that David (and some others) think are weird, marmite and jam, cheese and chocolate digestives, salt on strawberries for example

What are you having for dinner?

[cornish]

omg i do marmite and jam, i thought i was the only one,  digestives with cheese and tomato toasted is nice too
before i stopped eating normally i would always have strange stuff. i would eat an ice lolly while eating a meal , umm i know theres others but i cant think of them

im eating a few handfulls of sunflower, pumpkin, sesamie, flax, hemp and rape seeds


has anything good come from your illness ??    for me as ive worked so hard all the time ive been given a nice pay rise :)

[Zaf]

I had some pumpkin seeds with my salad tonight :)   That was after chopping the tip of my thumb off while cutting up the cabbage   using a knife when really tired and a bit spaced out wasnt the best of ideas   blood everywhere too   

I think I've learned I need to look after myself better, just hope I can remember once I get well again.

Do you watch the x factor?

[Munchroom]

Yeah.... I always say I'm not going to, but end up doing so  Gary Barlow is definetly getting better with age....

what would you save if your house was on fire?

[cornish]

ouch, i did that a few months ago at work and fixed it with tape, was like normal to stubborn to go to hospital even after it was still bleeding after 7 hours,  steri strips sorted that out with some help of a lot of orange spray stuff the chemist told me to use after i refused to listen to them about going to hospital

i have no idea, hmm probably as many land rover parts as possible 

do you mind watching films with subtitles??

[Munchroom]

I LOVE watching films with subtitles  I love listening to different languages, especially French! I bought A French CD today that we found in the cottage whilst we were away - have no idea whats they are singing about, but it sounds so beautiful.

What was the last thing you made?

[cornish]

im constantly makeing things at work but for me i made a bracket for my land rover :) was only a bit of 12mm stainless with 2 small holes and a big hole.

what are you thinking about now ??

[Depina]

You Cornish ! I guess you are really into landrovers? Ha Ha. Also thinking about the people on the forums and wishing there was a magic pill we could all take to make us better!

What exercise makes you feel good?

[cornish]

yes i am, i used to be far worse. only just managed to start making attempts to do a bit of work on her to get her back on the road.
that pill sounds like a good idea :)

hmm the most strenuous exercise i used to do a lot was land rover trailing, walking the sections is tiring and driving it with huge tyres through deep mud with no power steering builds up a bit of sweat. i would end the day and i would be cold, wet, covered in mud and tired but it was so much fun and getting a clear section or completing a punch on a section that was in the class above me made me feel really good :)

what are your plans for tomorrow ??