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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #180 on: August 16, 2011, 05:51:57 PM »
Thinking of a  silly video clip a friend showed me Sunday

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« Reply #181 on: August 16, 2011, 06:36:55 PM »
I'm always up for anything creative. At the moment I'm getting into pickling  (not myself... already quite the expert in that field  ;)) and making jams, chutneys etc. I've done a few jars of bits and pieces previously, but I'm gonna get some major jarring on before Christmas!

Candle making really interests me, as does making stained glass too... I loved 'Kirsties homemade home' But the trouble was, everything she did, I was like - I wanna do it!!!  ::)

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« Reply #182 on: August 16, 2011, 06:53:49 PM »
I had hoped to do some chutney this autumn but I really dont think I'm going to have the energy, I did some pickled onions earlier in the year but they're not ready to eat yet, I did make some tinctures and glycerites in the spring, with a bit of luck I may get around to making some with the elderberries or hawthorn if the birds have left any by the time we get back from Yorkshire.  I rather fancy having a go at stained glass too :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #183 on: August 16, 2011, 08:26:27 PM »
Sounds really good - I haven't progressed to tinctures yet though and I have no idea what glycerites is? Chris brought home some elderberry 'wine' from work yesterday - a guy makes them and the ones we have had so far have been pretty awesome... apparently this one is very potent though!!

PE definitely! I am not a 'sporty' girl by any stretch of the imagination  :P

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« Reply #184 on: August 17, 2011, 06:59:46 AM »
Glycerites are made by putting fruits or herbs into glycerine for a few weeks on a sunny windowsill then straining, all the goodness stays in the glycerine, things like elderberries have lots of vit C and anti-viral properties so its good to take in winter to fend off colds etc.

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« Reply #185 on: August 17, 2011, 09:37:43 AM »
Ah... interesting  :)

I really would! (Is that an offer?  :P)

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« Reply #186 on: August 17, 2011, 10:54:16 AM »
So would I, the question only came to mind as a friend is selling up everything and buying a long boat to live on which sounds incredibly mad but wonderful!

LOL everyone think I'm weird in lots of ways!  Liking jam with marmite is one of them

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« Reply #187 on: August 17, 2011, 11:37:11 AM »
Yes! I have quite a big bag.... since friday, it has contained - amongst many recipets, tickets etc...

Books to read
Notebooks
Pens
My purse
Chris' wallet
My mums coat
Nappy sacks
Rocks
Keys
A packet of aniseed balls with only one ball in
Moist toilet tissue
Dog lead
Steampunk style gloves
CD's
Umbrella
Fruit
Meatballs and spagetti
Car stereo
A big bottle of juice
Hairbrush
Chocolate

....and I dont even have children yet!!!  :P

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #188 on: August 17, 2011, 11:54:52 AM »
OMG!!!

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« Reply #189 on: August 17, 2011, 05:05:01 PM »
Wales  ^-^ Now I have got work out of the way I can get excited!!! Although I can't get hold of the owners  ::) I do have a hair appointment tomorrow afternoon which Chris can take me too, but I'll have to get the bus back  :-\ But after that.....  ^-^ I CAN'T WAIT!!

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« Reply #190 on: August 17, 2011, 05:22:14 PM »
Sounds great, what part are you going  to?

having a hot bath with something in it that smells really nice then curling up on the sofa with a good book or film and possibly a large bar of chocolate!

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« Reply #191 on: August 17, 2011, 08:04:32 PM »
i used to hoard land rover and wheels n tires, at one point i had 5 land rovers and 8 sets of wheels and tires, not including the sets on the land rovers


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« Reply #192 on: August 17, 2011, 08:29:35 PM »
You and my husband definitely have something in common, he has 2 huge sheds full of motor parts that "might come in handy one day"!

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #193 on: August 17, 2011, 08:37:58 PM »
 choccy biscuits, yummy :)
 
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« Reply #194 on: August 17, 2011, 08:46:04 PM »
im sure im worse, one corner of my bedroom has a few land rover parts and ummm well part of the dineing room has a set of bucket seats some harnesses, an intercooler and a few other things :P  the sheds also full :D

ok umm i think there before my time but i do know of starsky and hutch


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