Jokes thread

[Zaf]

Not these days but years ago I rather fancied Clint Eastwood (in the days of his spaghetti westerns)

What colour are your living room walls?

[Munchroom]

Rather boringly... cream. But they have to be because our house had an extension built before we bought it and there is no natural light source in the room - even in the day you have to have a lamp on. I have painted the coving and all the woodwork a nice coffee-ish brown colour though, to add a bit of interest!

Would you say you are clumsy?

[Zaf]

 I have cream in the bedrooms so I dont think its boring!  I think its fun jazzing up a neutral colour with accessories

I dont think so

Did you like school?

[Zaf]

 I have cream in the bedrooms so I dont think its boring!  I think its fun jazzing up a neutral colour with accessories

I dont think so

Did you like school?

[Munchroom]

No... I liked 'school' as in art, history and english - that was fine. But the people at school and what it resulted in - no way. I didn't have a great time at school and had to be home tutored for the two GCSE's I could take because I got to the point where I physically couldn't get out of bed in the morning because my anxiety over bullying was so extreme.  

What was the last album you bought?

[Zaf]

I hated school too 

Something new age and relaxing, cant temember the name right now

Do you prefer a bath or to shower?

[Munchroom]

Baths... although I always get in them and think 'Right, what do I do now??' I find it very hard to do nothing....

Do you like rain?

[cornish]

i love the rain, i love the cold, but only if its not windy

what have you done today ?

[Zaf]

I read in tne bath 

Pulled up some bindweed that was on the fence, did a little tidying indoors and went to work, since I got home I've been too tired to do anything else but its been a reasonably positive day, that makes 2 in a row 

What are you planning to do this evening?

[cornish]

nothing but sit and do nothing and occasionally come on here a few times. just like every night 

do you sing in the shower ??

[Munchroom]

I sing everywhere  Actual songs or made up songs...  Usually when I'm alone though!

Whats for tea?

[cornish]

probably nothing again.

what did you have for dinner ?

[Zaf]

Corned beef, chips and beans for OH, no corned beef for me being veggie

Do you prefer gold or silver?

[Munchroom]

Silver - I'm not a huge fan of gold generally. My engagement ring is silver and do will be my wedding band when we finally get to being married  :)

What is the most treasured thing you own?

[Zaf]

I prefer silver too :)

This may sound daft but a recipe book an elderly lady wrote out for me in beautiful handwriting and gave to me one Christmas

Do you prefer cold, crisp winter days or hot summer days?