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VincentNew

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #450 on: November 20, 2011, 02:00:49 PM »
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
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Laura

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My favourite joke
« Reply #451 on: November 22, 2011, 11:20:51 PM »
Two penguins happen to spot Concorde flying over.
"I wish I could fly like that"
"you would if your bum was  on fire!"


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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #452 on: November 22, 2011, 11:50:06 PM »
Haha  That was from a certain biscuit wrapper was it ?
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Laura

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #453 on: November 22, 2011, 11:53:11 PM »
Oh I dunno, I was about 5 when I first heard it! haha
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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #454 on: November 23, 2011, 12:04:47 AM »
Ah right, I can barely remember yesterday let alone when i was 5 and I'm only 24
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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #455 on: November 23, 2011, 12:16:52 AM »
That and the shoes are about all I remember!
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Wow now this is happiness......
« Reply #456 on: December 02, 2011, 07:27:32 PM »
This clip is great....imagine feeling happiness like this little fella.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN_C-c63uQ4&feature=fvst

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A bit of funny
« Reply #457 on: December 07, 2011, 11:21:48 PM »
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Re: A bit of funny
« Reply #458 on: December 11, 2011, 12:10:38 AM »
 :)
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Re: Wow now this is happiness......
« Reply #459 on: December 13, 2011, 07:08:54 PM »
Aww :) I love how all the other penguins are just standing there like "He's not with us".. haha  :D
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Re: Wow now this is happiness......
« Reply #460 on: December 13, 2011, 09:28:56 PM »
Anyone know what made him so happy? I'll have some of that!
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This made me smile
« Reply #461 on: December 13, 2011, 09:32:12 PM »
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Re: This clip made me laugh so much so I thought I'd share it with you all
« Reply #462 on: December 13, 2011, 10:03:04 PM »
Priceless  ;D He tried so hard not to laugh, that is true determination
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Re: Wow now this is happiness......
« Reply #463 on: December 13, 2011, 11:12:53 PM »
No idea what made him so happy, but I second that on 'I'll have some of that'.......haha I think the other penguins are just jealous!!! Wish I was this little fella
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Re: This made me smile
« Reply #464 on: December 14, 2011, 12:00:05 AM »
Haha this is excellent, thanks HSS1982 that's just what I needed tonight :)......HMS Ocean here I come, looks like good fun on there (and some lovely looking lads on there too :) )
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