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Gemma

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #390 on: September 03, 2011, 10:58:00 AM »
Chocolate... Always reliable  ^-^

Best friend..?

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #391 on: September 03, 2011, 12:27:48 PM »
dont think i even have any friends any more :(

have you ever tried to trick your boiler ?   (peep show reference)   watch this before you answer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmIOub22qI&feature=related
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #392 on: September 03, 2011, 01:15:52 PM »
We're your friends mate

That clip is hillarious!!!!!!

Have you ever ACTUALLY slipped on a banana skin? I have!!!  ::)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #393 on: September 03, 2011, 02:19:06 PM »
HA HA and me too !

I must watch the clip

Have you ever ridden on an elephant?  (I have)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #394 on: September 03, 2011, 02:55:49 PM »
ive slippped on one too.

nope :(


have you ever named an inanimate object ?  ive named most of my cars ::)
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #395 on: September 03, 2011, 03:11:51 PM »
yes my teddies and dollies when I was little

What daring thing would yoou like to do?

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Re: Re: Re: Alien Movie Quiz.
« Reply #396 on: September 03, 2011, 08:13:07 PM »
They also made me laugh

Thanks

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #397 on: September 20, 2011, 04:47:22 PM »
Be able to dance with people at a party without feeling like an utter twonk with no clothes on and a big neon sign hanging over me that says 'look at me I'm embarrassed!'

What would your dream celebrity dinner party list (max 5) be. dead or alive.

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #398 on: September 20, 2011, 10:02:37 PM »
Ooo thats a good one...

I'm gonna go for:

Charlie Brooker
Eva Green
Jim Morrison
Michael Palin
and um.... Zooey Deschanel

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What is your guilty pleasure?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #399 on: September 21, 2011, 01:04:19 PM »
Cheesey Quavers by the family-packfull at the moment. It's the MSG!!! I can't get enough it's a shocker. With a beer.

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #400 on: September 26, 2011, 04:05:54 PM »
Cause lots and lots of harmless mischeif  ;)

Who is your favourite singer/songwriter?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #401 on: September 26, 2011, 07:16:10 PM »
Not sure if its Lennon or Bowie

Do you have a favourite saying?
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart.

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #402 on: September 26, 2011, 07:26:48 PM »
It'll be fiiiiine!  ::)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #403 on: September 26, 2011, 07:31:51 PM »
Not much, had a small sensible meal, a bath, fed the dogs and wont be long for bed, I know it seems incredibly early but I feel exhausted tonight

What are you listening to/watching right now?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #404 on: September 26, 2011, 07:48:45 PM »
That sounds like a good plan for the evening  :)

I am currently listening to my mixed usb stick  *&^ It has all sorts... right NOW, Its Amy Winehouse - Love is a Losing Game... but in a minute it could be... literally, anything, its pretty varied. OOOh hang on, its Alanis Morrisette - So Unsexy  :)

What are you looking forward to?
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