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Munchroom

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Re: Re: Re: Alien Movie Quiz.
« Reply #285 on: August 25, 2011, 08:29:46 AM »
Our dog howls when the phone rings.... sometimes, once we get the pause before they speak, we just hold the phone out to the dog  ;)
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #286 on: August 25, 2011, 05:28:47 PM »
 its a relations name, who has sadly passed on.

blue peter or magpie,   

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #287 on: August 25, 2011, 05:37:32 PM »
 there might not be too many oldies that remember magpie so which icecream? strawberry or vanilla?

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #288 on: August 25, 2011, 05:41:36 PM »
Cheeky!

Vanilla every time

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #289 on: August 25, 2011, 06:16:32 PM »
Sunday morning  :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #290 on: August 25, 2011, 06:29:20 PM »
Someone I met Sunday but cant rmember their name!

Do you like classical music?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #291 on: August 25, 2011, 07:26:57 PM »
yes i love it, used to get funny looks in my lexus as it was illegally loud when i drove hard but i would be driving along blasting out classical music :)

do you like humous ?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #292 on: August 25, 2011, 07:39:31 PM »
No I don't but I am not sure exactly what it is !!  :-[

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #293 on: August 25, 2011, 08:18:26 PM »
A window cleaner ss I'd be out in the fresh air

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #294 on: August 25, 2011, 09:22:27 PM »
land rover magazine, not really a book but umm well its made from paper and has words n stuff :)

whats your funniest memory ?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #295 on: August 25, 2011, 09:29:38 PM »
Why am I not surprised?  ;)

When someone I worked with told us how his cat set light to his kitchen, I know it desnt sound funny but the way he told it had the whole office roaring with laughter

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #296 on: August 25, 2011, 10:05:41 PM »
I can't think of one particular person but I do admire people that do what they believe in. I think its all too easy to sit back and let life wash over you - get a boring job that you drag yourself to every day, watch mainstream films all the time, listen to chart music because everyone else does, do whats expected of you and no more.... But those who find what they love and who are proud and happy to enjoy life the way they want to live it, really inspire me. People that are happy with themselves  :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #297 on: August 25, 2011, 10:28:47 PM »
i love kung pow, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yptxs4I7xBA
its funny bit its a terrible film really

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #298 on: August 25, 2011, 10:53:09 PM »
Starship Troopers, just now  :P

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #299 on: August 25, 2011, 11:03:52 PM »
awesome film.

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