Jokes thread

[cornish]

 . That's before I was born

Self catering but I don't do holidays anymore

Wheres you favourite place ??

[Zaf]

I was only a teenager at the time  but I had a nasty feeling that would show my age!  Keep positive cornish, you'll beat the damned illness one day

Perthshire, around the Dunkeld area

Whats your favourite smell?

[Munchroom]

The woods when its been raining - or coffee 

Do you wear glasses?

[Zaf]

I do for reading and driving

Do you play any sports?

[cornish]

only sports i used to do were power kiting, basically a huge kite and a skate board with big wheels on, was bloody quick on the beach :)
oh and lots of motor sports.  used to take my car drag racing, couple of drift days and a lot of different types of off roading competitions.


what can you see out the window now ??

[Munchroom]

Bits of my garden  :) My shed, which is very old and faded and needs pulling down, some tomato plants and some lovely golden sunflowers  :)

Holiday in england or abroad?

[cornish]

i loves fresh tomatoes mmm

umm dunno england for now, but i also hate hot places so ummm well still dunno but i now hate the idea of flying or going on a boat.


what's the last thing you ate ??

[Munchroom]

Half a bag of maltesers - after a really nice roast dinner, I bought lamb fillets and had no idea how to cook them! So they've been in a really low oven for about 5 hours!! So tender - quite proud of them 

Do you dream a lot?

[cornish]

yes and there very vivid and well actually there more like nightmares.

whats the last dream you remember?

[Munchroom]

I remember every dream  And they are getting worse.... And so incredibaly detailed! I remember the dream I had thisafternoon (and last night, the night before and before that and before that and so on...), but I won't go into it because this is supposed to be a positive thread - but, it really was not nice...

Whats your idea of a perfect day?

[cornish]

any day before this started. 
but probably a day of off roading and a few nice gently green lanes to relax on

orange juice or apple juice ??

[Zaf]

Apple juice, I'm allergic to citrus fruit 

Do you have a garden?

[Munchroom]

I do  :) Its quite small - but I have found pottering around in my back garden to be very theraputic. I struggle to do my front garden because of being out the front - but the back, I'm out there almost daily and I have tomatoes that are turning red!  />. Also, I've found inspiration in my plants for some childrens stories which have gone down well amongst family and friends, so I need to get on and find out what to do with them next!!

Do you have any pets?

[Zaf]

I've at last managed to get out in the back garden today but, as you say, I cant go out in front yet despite it desperately needing a lot of work in it

Yes, I have 5 rescued dogs plus 4 horses

Where do you like to walk, or where did you like to walk if you cant at  the moment?

[Munchroom]

Wow - thats a lot! I bet they are amazing though  :) What breeds of dog do you have?

Luckily Chris also loves walking and exploring - so on weekends we do tend to go off and end up in a pub or campsite somewhere  :) The dog is getting a little elderly though, so we have to make sure we have some doggy painkiller so his joints dont play him up the day after. On friday I went down to Kimmeridge on the Dorset coast with my parents who were down for a few days - we walked along the clifftop (SO many blackberries and sloes!) and then we walked back along the beach looking for fossils - was wonderful  :) Anywhere that has sea or woods and is quiet and I'm in my element. Theres talk of climbing Snowdon one weekend before winter - that should be good, although I'll have to make sure I have days either side that I can store up energies and then recuperate!

Whats your favourite snack?