CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
~ As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.
~ Fifth Sinday is Lent.
~ Thank you dead friends.
~ Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
~ Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
~ Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
~ For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
~ Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
~ Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.
~ Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
~ The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...
~ Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
~ We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
~ May God give us increasing hunger for the Blob.
~ There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.
~ Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
~ Child care provided with reservations.
~ Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
~ Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
~ Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?
~ Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.
~ Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
~ My joke is easy and my burden is light.
~ I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.
~ We are an autonomous body, operating under the hardship of Jesus Christ.
