CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
~ This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.
~ Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
~ Come out this evening for a time of prayer and sinning.
~ A woman's blouse was found at a table in the middle of the servant appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office.
~ Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 pm in the large room.
~ The ladies in the style show will meet with their dresses down in front after morning worship.
~ A worm welcome to all who have come today.
~ Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear
~ Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
~ If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.
~ Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
~ Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
~ Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo"
~ Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
~ If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
~ We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
~ Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford"
~ Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.
~ Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
~ Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
~ The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.
~ The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.
