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General => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Pip on December 23, 2022, 07:40:38 PM
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HANDY ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS
~ Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
~ 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
~ 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
~ Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 milligram
~ Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
~ 1000 aches: 1 megahertz
~ Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 horsepower
~ Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
~ 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
~ 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
~ 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilo mockingbirds
~ 10 cards: 1 decafarads
~ 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
~ 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
~ 10 rations: 1 decoration
~ 100 rations: 1 C-ration
~ 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
~ 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
~ 100 Senators: Not 1 decision