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Title: Funny puns
Post by: Ezel on August 21, 2009, 10:14:15 AM

 Funny puns

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

* A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

* He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

* Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

* It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

* Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

* When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."

Title: Re: Funny puns
Post by: Yosra on December 05, 2009, 06:38:36 PM

Ha, these are brilliant! Except when I was 8 my dad actually drove a Mercedes into a tree

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Post by: Matface_lost_in_you on March 10, 2010, 11:23:51 AM

Oh my god! They are so bad... so bad they're awesome! :P

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Post by: adam_kruk1983 on March 15, 2010, 12:00:03 PM

I got hit by a rental car today. F*****g hertz!  ;)

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Post by: adam_kruk1983 on March 15, 2010, 12:01:16 PM

A new nightclub has just opened down the road and they are offering free drinks all night for just under 20 quid... So tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99!!

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Post by: adam_kruk1983 on March 15, 2010, 12:02:11 PM

I put a couple of 't's in my beer last night. I think it made it better.

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Post by: adam_kruk1983 on March 15, 2010, 12:03:23 PM

Some random bloke has just come up to me and has taken my photo. I'm gutted, I loved that photograph....

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Post by: adam_kruk1983 on March 15, 2010, 12:03:55 PM

I am irrationally scared of places like shopping centres, particularly if they are confusing and difficult to navigate. I have a complex complex complex

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Post by: D 2006 on June 13, 2011, 03:57:08 AM

These puns remind me of Tommy Cooper - I can just see him doing these one liners great!

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Post by: D 2006 on June 13, 2011, 05:02:39 PM

Doctors have found a food that can cause depression years after it's been eaten - it's called "wedding cake"  :)

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Post by: endlos on June 14, 2011, 10:42:20 PM

Glad I found this part of the site   :)

endlos

Title: Re: Funny puns
Post by: George on July 30, 2011, 07:40:26 PM

2 parrots on a perch.

One turns to the other and says, "Something smells fishy".

I'll get my coat......