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Title: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: Pip on May 08, 2014, 06:34:00 PM
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat
Title: Re: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: JC on May 08, 2014, 08:34:42 PM
"Solar powered flashlights"

This really made me laugh because it reminded me of my best friend's silliest moment. I should point out that I love her very much and she is very intelligent but, like me, says the stupidest things at times.

On holiday in the USA she saw some lovely and unusual solar powered garden lamps; she took them to the cashier and said "before I buy these can I just ask if they will work okay in the UK?". The cashier was very professional and said he thought they would be fine, my friend's husband was on the floor laughing. ;D
Title: Re: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: Sweetpea on May 08, 2014, 09:06:20 PM
 :lol3:
Title: Re: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: Pip on May 09, 2014, 03:30:23 PM
I think I would been on the floor laughing as well at your friend's question  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: stewart on May 12, 2014, 02:03:19 PM
Helicopter ejector seat ….
Not as daft as it sounds, they have been working on the idea of these….
The theory is that explosive bolts would be used to detach the rotors a few seconds before the seats are jettisoned.
Title: Re: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: JC on May 12, 2014, 10:54:20 PM
Hmmm! A theory remains only a theory until proven Stewart!! I firmly believe Darwin and Wallace's theory of evolution, there is a huge weight of observational evidence in its favour but it is still only a theory and still not scientifically proven as fact.

Would you fancy being the pilot that risks being turned into mincemeat to test the helicopter ejector seat theory?  ;)
Title: Re: Most Worthless New Inventions
Post by: stewart on May 13, 2014, 01:39:34 PM
rather mincemeat than crashing and being burned to death