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General => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Pip on April 12, 2014, 12:47:35 PM

Title: NEW SUBMARINE ENSIGN
Post by: Pip on April 12, 2014, 12:47:35 PM
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School.  The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, 'sir,' it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."
Title: Re: NEW SUBMARINE ENSIGN
Post by: stewart on April 12, 2014, 02:51:30 PM
and these are the dumb idiots that are suposed to defend us in event of conflict  :)
Title: Re: NEW SUBMARINE ENSIGN
Post by: Sweetpea on April 12, 2014, 07:54:59 PM
 :happy0158: lol.