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General => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Pip on May 07, 2013, 03:53:09 PM
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In my next life, I wanna be a female bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. And I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I wanna be a bear.
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So you would be happy walking around with a little bear behind? That I would love to see! m155
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Oh yes that would be a sight for sore eys 0062 sLopanda
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this reminds me.....
if your being chased by a bare, how do you know if its a brown or grizzly bare?
climb a tree, if it knocks the tree down its a grizzly, if it climbs up after you its a brown
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ROFL
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this is so funny, I think in my case, I would be followed by a large bear behind - and no that's not my dh! :exc:
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The responses have got me giggling 0066
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Have you posted a photo of your little bare behind anyware Pip? I didn't think that it was that type of site. Just crossed my fingers! :bgrin: Did you ever imagine that we might need a smiley of a fat man in a flasher mac? t2618 Michael the dirty old man.
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Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bare
iv often seen her little lamb....