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Amanda_George

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Re: Mystery Lover
« Reply #555 on: April 26, 2017, 09:23:43 AM »
 :bash:  :tongue0015:  :happy0158:
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Groaner alert!
« Reply #556 on: April 27, 2017, 11:19:49 AM »
What do cows read before bedtime?

Dairy Tales
 
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Re: Groaner alert!
« Reply #557 on: April 29, 2017, 07:56:54 PM »
 :rofl:  I'm easy to please
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Re: Mystery Lover
« Reply #558 on: May 03, 2017, 06:04:23 PM »
make me remember a part in 'Air Force One' where the president is looking forward to watching a recording of a ball game he couldn't see live, (so didn't want to know the score)
just passing one of his crew with a beaming smile says 'Go Dodgers' (whatever team),
One very unhappy Pres'
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Re: Mystery Lover
« Reply #559 on: May 04, 2017, 06:13:49 PM »
Oh dear!  lol
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Two cows
« Reply #560 on: August 25, 2017, 07:20:18 PM »
two cows in a field, one says moo and the other says bahhh. the first cow says what are you doing? the other cow says learning a foreign language!
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Re: Two cows
« Reply #561 on: August 26, 2017, 07:15:36 PM »
 :bash: hear them men in white coate3 with them white jackets are liikig for you Amanda... greensmilies-004    ;D
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Re: Two cows
« Reply #562 on: August 27, 2017, 09:36:49 AM »
Don't blame me, blame me Facebook friends, Stewart!   :happy0064:
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Re: Two cows
« Reply #563 on: August 27, 2017, 12:08:23 PM »
groan...:)   facebook can have some real strange things on it,

well im there so i reas my case :excited:
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Dr Dr Jokes....add em as you find em :)
« Reply #564 on: August 27, 2017, 12:24:58 PM »
Dr Dr, i feel like a snooker ball.........shut up and get to the end if the cue

Dr Dr, can you help me out........certainly sir, which way did you come in?
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Re: Two cows
« Reply #565 on: August 27, 2017, 07:33:26 PM »
You are so right... wouldn't be without it now though!
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Re: Dr Dr Jokes....add em as you find em :)
« Reply #566 on: August 27, 2017, 07:36:11 PM »
Oh dear... they are almost as bad as mine!   :biggrin:
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Re: Dr Dr Jokes....add em as you find em :)
« Reply #567 on: August 28, 2017, 11:01:21 AM »
Dr Dr, i feel like a bar of soap.....thats lifeboy
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Re: Dr Dr Jokes....add em as you find em :)
« Reply #568 on: August 28, 2017, 11:24:39 AM »
They aren't getting any better!  lol
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Re: Dr Dr Jokes....add em as you find em :)
« Reply #569 on: September 09, 2017, 12:55:30 PM »
Dr Dr, every time i wear my new shirt i get a stabbing pain in my neck.

have you removed all the pins sir?
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