A bear funny

[Pip]

In my next life, I wanna be a female bear.  If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.  I could deal with that.  Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.  I could deal with that, too.  If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.   I could definitely deal with that.  If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.  And I could deal with that.   If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.  Yup...I wanna be a bear.

[Michael Frankum]

So you would be happy walking around with a little bear behind? That I would love to see! m155

[Pip]

Oh yes that would be a sight for sore eys  0062 sLopanda

[stewart]

this reminds me.....

if your being chased by a bare, how do you know if its a brown or grizzly bare?

climb a tree, if it knocks the tree down its a grizzly, if it climbs up after you its a brown

[Ice Maiden]

 ROFL

[goldilocks]

this is so funny, I think in my case, I would be followed by a large bear behind - and no that's not my dh! :exc:

[Pip]

The responses have got me giggling  0066

[Michael Frankum]

Have you posted a photo of your little bare behind anyware Pip? I didn't think that it was that type of site. Just crossed my fingers! :bgrin: Did you ever imagine that we might need a smiley of a fat man in a flasher mac? t2618 Michael the dirty old man.

[stewart]

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bare
iv often seen her little lamb....