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Zaf

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2011, 06:39:17 PM »
Brrrr, that makes me feel cold!


I think probaby Monopoly

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #106 on: August 12, 2011, 08:52:04 AM »
Ooooh thats a hard one! I like things that are a bit quirky  ::) Green Wing or The Mighty Boosh are way up there (Noel....  %$%) I do find myself giggling the whole way through 8 out of 10 cats though - although I guess thats classed as a panel show. Peep Show and Spaced are also brilliant.... Black Books, Only fools and Horses.... My word, theres too many to chose from!

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #107 on: August 12, 2011, 10:01:47 AM »
I loooves peep show too.   BBQ dog anyone ?

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Anyone want to swap jobs ?

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #108 on: August 12, 2011, 04:38:02 PM »
7 up :)

  sunrise or sunset ???

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #109 on: August 12, 2011, 05:40:38 PM »
Sunrise :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #110 on: August 12, 2011, 09:29:40 PM »
been thinking about that question all day and i can say ive never read a novel but i read car and land rover magazines sometimes  :P

iphone or blackberry ??
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #111 on: August 12, 2011, 09:46:37 PM »
You sound as bad as my OH, all he reads are workshop manuals or bike magazines  ::)

Neither, I've got an android phone (HTC Desire), I wanted an iphone but thought it was too expensive.

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« Reply #112 on: August 12, 2011, 10:35:32 PM »
well ill take that as a complement, oh n i have a few workshop manuals too :)

i like all bank holidays because when i work them i get triple time and with an electricians wage that puts a smile on my face.
i cant stand easter though as im allergic to chocolate, well i still eat very little very rarely  :P
not really a bank holiday but i love pancake day :D

pepsi or coke ??
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #113 on: August 12, 2011, 10:50:26 PM »
Coke, everytime  :)

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #114 on: August 13, 2011, 12:28:20 AM »
gotta be my current job, well before all this started it was :(  only had one real job before that doing the same thing so from the day i left school ive been an electrician, well all but a few weeks before i started my apprenticeship and i worked in a office for a few days but ummm well i was asked to leave due to misuse of a laminator :-\  anything i could find was laminated, including a load of dead flies, looked pretty cool and they wouldn't let me keep it :( im glad now though, it seems strange looking back on it, but i know that office work is not for me, i get easily distracted and bored easily, i need to be doing something all the time.



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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #115 on: August 13, 2011, 09:59:58 AM »
Normally early

Tea or coffee?
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #116 on: August 13, 2011, 10:49:47 PM »
coffee, black and strong in a HUGE mug, but not very often now due to caffeine being a depressant and it affects me badly :(



have you ever had a pee in the shower lol ??
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #117 on: August 14, 2011, 08:50:17 AM »
I have to admit yes  :-[

What type of films do you like? Horror, romantic, sci-fi etc ........
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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #118 on: August 14, 2011, 11:11:56 AM »
Sci-fi... and a bit apocalyptic (as if you hadn't of guessed  ;))

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Re: An Idea....
« Reply #119 on: August 14, 2011, 11:18:29 AM »
1973!

If you go on holiday do you prefer camping, caravanning, self catering, hotel etc?
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