Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Well, aren't we just a ray of gosh darn sunshine?
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
Being in a state of tumescence doesn't count as personal growth.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Do I look like a gosh darn people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hades with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
You! Off my planet!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your probe?
I wish for a world of peace, harmony, and nakedness.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.
