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Title: The Judge
Post by: Pip on October 10, 2012, 11:32:40 AM

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel, and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.

"The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.

"In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."

Title: Re: The Judge
Post by: Sweetpea on October 10, 2012, 12:30:31 PM

(http://depressionforums.co.uk/dpf/mobiquo/emoji/E415.png). S x x x x

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Title: Re: The Judge
Post by: Zaf on October 10, 2012, 06:51:46 PM

 :D

Title: Re: The Judge
Post by: Catbrian on October 12, 2012, 07:39:21 PM

 :D

Title: Re: The Judge
Post by: stewart on November 22, 2012, 01:53:51 PM

The accused looks up at the judge and says ‘you honor, as gode is my judge, I am not guilty’



The judge looks at him and says ‘ he’s not I am, you are…. 6 years’

Title: Re: The Judge
Post by: Sweetpea on November 22, 2012, 05:42:53 PM

 =+-

Title: Re: The Judge
Post by: Michael Frankum on November 22, 2012, 05:47:08 PM

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