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Fun Stuff / Memo from company's Director General to Manager
« Last post by Pip on May 09, 2024, 11:37:22 AM »
Memo from company's Director General to Manager:

Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.

Memo from Manager to Department Head:

Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles.  The Director General will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some background information. This is not something that can be seen every day.

Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:

The Director General will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the eclipse. This is something that can not be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

Memo From Floor Manager to Supervisor:

Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the Director General will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every day. It will be safe, but it will cost you.

Memo from Supervisor to staff:

Some staff will go to the car park today to see the Director General disappear. It is a pity this doesn't happen every day.
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on May 09, 2024, 11:34:49 AM »
:happybday: niz
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on May 08, 2024, 08:18:37 AM »
It's your turn today, niz!

:bday1:
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Fun Stuff / Plunger
« Last post by Pip on May 07, 2024, 07:39:48 PM »
Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son.  I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it didn't work much better than before!  As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom. I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him that the toilet still wasn't working.  "Did you get the green one, too?" he asked.
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Christian / Re: Devotions
« Last post by Pip on May 07, 2024, 07:27:59 PM »
https://proverbs31.org/read/devotions/full-post/2023/07/06/slip-away-and-pray?utm_campaign=Daily%20Devotions&utm_medium=email&_hsenc=p2ANqtz-_2J1KPjcIO_xRwQJHgGNY6XMvfHOUqQD3VChB4kTvxlYrDU-eHDIuK3yUbbQiV4LW3zImlClFUSY-W8rHoslpbA6TePQ&_hsmi=263210111&utm_content=263210111&utm_source=hs_email#disqus_thread

Slip Away and Pray
July 6, 2023
by Anitha Abraham

“But Jesus often withdrew to lonely places and prayed.” Luke 5:16 (NIV)

After months of planning, my sister, Binu, and I finally had a chance to grab dinner with a particular group of friends. The Thai food was delicious plus, the conversation was fun and meaningful.  Before we could even start thinking about what sugary item we should end our evening with, Binu spoke up: “Hey, ladies, when we’re done, maybe we could all get in my van and pray!”

If you knew Binu, you wouldn't find this shocking. First of all, she loves her van. We have taken many a road trip in it. Secondly, she loves to pray. Her sons have often come home from school to find her praying in their room. She still does this even though they are in college and living away from home during the semester.  When I call her to “vent” about troubles in my life, she listens, advises and says, “Why don’t we pray?”

Then she goes straight to God’s throne room with me on the phone. For big and small things, I will often get a text from her asking for prayer. She believes in the power of prayer and lives it out.  So after dinner that night, instead of going somewhere for dessert, we all hopped in Binu’s van to pray. I’ll admit I was ready to go home and get in my pajamas, but I knew Binu had chosen the better thing time with the Lord.  We took turns sharing our needs along with the needs of people around us. One by one, we prayed over those requests. The atmosphere was ripe with God's power. The Holy Spirit was truly moving among us in that van.  Praying seems easy, but honestly, it can be hard for me. When I see how intentional Binu is about prayer, I am inspired. But even more so, did you know Jesus was intentional about prayer?

“… Jesus often withdrew to lonely places and prayed” (Luke 5:16, emphasis added).

“After he had dismissed them, he went up on a mountainside by himself to pray” (Matthew 14:23a, NIV).

“Very early in the morning, while it was still dark, Jesus got up, left the house and went off to a solitary place, where he prayed” (Mark 1:35, NIV).

Jesus the second Person of the Trinity, the one and only Son of God made time to pray.  I am thankful for the Apostle Paul’s charge later in Scripture to “pray without ceasing” (1 Thessalonians 5:17, ESV). This invites us into an all-day conversation with God, no matter what we are doing. But the examples of Jesus' prayers in the Gospels are very telling as well. While I have no doubt He was in constant dialogue with His Father, the fact that Jesus still slipped away to pray, often in solitude, sets an example for us.  If Jesus prayed in this manner, shouldn’t I?

I don’t want to miss out on time with God by not slipping away. I want what was said of my sister and my Savior to be said of me that I often withdraw to pray.
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FAQ and Technical Assistance / Re: How to delete account?
« Last post by Pip on May 07, 2024, 10:28:17 AM »
That comes under exceptional circumstances and I'm very sorry you're going through as I have gone through it on Facebook. The police were involved on a few occasions as it's got that serious.

Any time you need support makre up an email address and you're welcome to email me at either admin@depressionforums.co.uk or pip@mandyhope.com
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FAQ and Technical Assistance / Re: How to delete account?
« Last post by J0hn on May 06, 2024, 12:39:13 PM »
That's fine. Why only in exceptional circumstances? It seems very unusual for the user not to have control over one's account. Regardless, I would like my account deleted, please. I have suffered multiple cyberattacks in recent months from accounts that I no longer use or require. They use them as backdoors into your email or other accounts, and I'd rather not bait them.
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FAQ and Technical Assistance / Re: How to delete account?
« Last post by Pip on May 05, 2024, 08:15:11 PM »
I'm sorry I haven't responded until today as I've been away on holiday and still trying to catch up - we have other websites that I deal with the daily running of.

The simple answer is only admin can delete accounts and then only in exceptional circumstances.
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Amanda_George on May 05, 2024, 06:54:49 AM »
We've got two birthday bods on the forum who are exactly the same age as each other!

Happy birthday wishes go to Ouroboros and also Deppratry!
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The Lounge / Re: Members birthdays
« Last post by Pip on May 03, 2024, 05:00:21 PM »
 :bdayballoons:  Dourreleerync
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