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Re: This made me smile
« Reply #465 on: December 28, 2011, 07:43:01 PM »
I thought you might like some of the lads! I like the bit when they spell out 'Merry Xmas from HMS Ocean'

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Re: A funny to make you :) .....
« Reply #466 on: January 17, 2012, 12:54:28 AM »
he is gorgeous! :)

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Re: A funny to make you :) .....
« Reply #467 on: January 17, 2012, 05:43:30 AM »
I love it too :)
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ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%
« Reply #468 on: January 22, 2012, 05:53:14 PM »
ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already  built.

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Re: ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%
« Reply #469 on: January 22, 2012, 05:56:04 PM »
 ;D Thats student is an absolute genius! Thanks for making me smile Ezel xx
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Re: ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%
« Reply #470 on: January 22, 2012, 06:19:35 PM »
Brilliant!
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart.

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Re: ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%
« Reply #471 on: January 22, 2012, 06:23:40 PM »
Made me giggle. Thanx Ezel.

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Re: ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%
« Reply #472 on: January 22, 2012, 06:45:13 PM »
*thumbs up* made me smile, thanks x

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Re: ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%
« Reply #473 on: January 22, 2012, 08:12:56 PM »
It was posted in a Yahoo group I belong to  £$%

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #474 on: February 22, 2012, 02:17:12 PM »
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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #475 on: February 22, 2012, 02:22:21 PM »
hmm...as a new forum user im not getting the hang of this just yet...just posted in the wrong place. sorry guys!

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #476 on: March 02, 2012, 12:02:36 PM »
What's brown and sticky?





A Stick!

hahahaha
I love that one  >:D

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #477 on: March 02, 2012, 12:06:18 PM »
Very Good  ;D ;D

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #478 on: March 02, 2012, 03:11:25 PM »
 :D One of my favorites....


What's blue and white and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, it would kill you?



A fridge-freezer wearing a denim jacket

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Re: My favourite joke
« Reply #479 on: March 02, 2012, 06:10:30 PM »
 ;D ;D

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